25 Funny Answering Machine Messages
Your phone buzzes. You see a familiar number on the screen. Instead of picking up, you send it to voicemail. …
Your brain feels like mush every time someone asks you to name all the planets in order. That blank stare …
Lost another golf ball in the rough? Join the club. But here’s a silver lining – your wayward shots can …
There’s something magical about a clean whiteboard. That pristine white surface just begs for someone to write something hilarious on …
There’s something magical about a dirty car. That thick layer of dust isn’t just road grime – it’s a blank …
Standing in line at Starbucks, I watched the barista squint at a cup, turn it sideways, and call out “Mxyzptlk?” …
So there you were, doing something totally normal like walking down stairs or trying to impress your cat with your …
Baby showers can be sweet, but they don’t have to be boring! The latest trend has parents-to-be passing around diapers …
Birthday cards – those folded paper treasures that somehow make us sweat more than a math test. You’re staring at …
You’ve got that blank birthday cake staring back at you, and the decorating pen is shaking in your hand. The …