30 Funny Things to Write on Retirement Cake
The office party has been planned. You got the perfect card. The speech is written. But wait – what about …
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30 Funny Things to Write on RSVP Card
Wedding season brings all kinds of mail to your inbox. Big fancy cards with fancy writing asking you to dress …
30 Funny Things to Write on Revolut Card
Your plain black bank card just sitting there in your wallet? Boring! Since Revolut lets you add custom text to …
30 Funny Things to Write on Receipts
We’ve all been there. Standing at the cash register, watching as the clerk asks, “Would you like your receipt?” And …
30 Funny Things to Write on Rocks
Did you know that rocks are nature’s sticky notes? It’s true! Back before we had phones or paper, people wrote …
30 Funny Things to Write on Gifts
The gift is bought. The wrapping paper looks perfect. But wait—that blank gift tag is staring at you. “To Bob” …
30 Funny Things to Write in Porta Potties
Have you ever been stuck in a porta potty with nothing but your thoughts and that weird blue water to …
30 Funny Things to Write on Plaster
So there you are, stuck with a big white cast on your arm or leg. It hurts, it itches, and …
30 Funny Things to Write on a Postcard
You have found yourself staring at the blank side of a postcard. Your pen hovers. What do you write? “Having …
30 Funny Things to Write Poems About
So you want to write a poem but can’t think of anything good? Join the club! I once tried to …
30 Funny Things to Write in a Notebook
Got a blank notebook staring at you? That empty page can feel like a bully. “Write something good!” it seems …
30 Funny Things to Write on Sticky Notes
Sticky notes are those little squares of paper that stick to things. But they can be so much more than …
30 Funny Things to Write in Check Memo
The last time I wrote a check, the cashier asked if I was a time traveler from 1995. I said, …
30 Funny Things to Write in a Maternity Card
Your friend is having a baby! Now comes the hard part – figuring out what to write in that maternity …
30 Funny Things to Write in a Message in a Bottle
You’re walking along the beach, and you find a glass bottle with a note inside. Your heart races as you …
30 Funny Things to Write on Marathon Signs
You know that feeling. Your friend has been training for months for this big marathon. They talk about it non-stop. …
30 Funny Things to Write on a Mirror
That foggy bathroom mirror is just begging for your finger artistry. You stand there every day, wiping away steam to …
30 Funny Things to Write on Mother’s Day Card
Mom’s big day is coming up fast. You got a card. You opened it up. Now you’re staring at all …
30 Funny Things to Write on Cake for Coworker Leaving
That sad day has come again. Someone from your office is moving on to greener pastures. Or maybe they got …
30 Funny Things to Write on a Light Box
That little light box you got as a gift has been sitting on your shelf for weeks. The tiny black …
30 Funny Things to Write on Lunch Bags
You stare at the blank paper bag sitting on your counter. Another day, another lunch to pack. But wait – …
30 Funny Things to Write on Letter Board
That letter board you bought looks great on your wall. It’s clean. It’s fancy. But it’s also blank. And blank …
30 Funny Things to Write on Leaving Cards
So your coworker is leaving. Big deal. Actually, it is kind of a big deal! Someone who sat next to …
30 Funny Things to Write in Knuckles
Looking down at your hands, those eight knuckles sit there waiting. Just sitting. Doing nothing. Boring! Why let all that …
30 Funny Things to Write in a New Job Card
So, your coworker got a new job! Yay for them! Boo for you! Now you need to sign that card …