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Jessica Pemberton

15 Funny Ways to Wake People Up

July 19, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Morning people are a rare breed. The rest of us? We’d rather hit snooze seventeen times and pretend the outside …

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15 Funny Ways to Wrap Cash

July 19, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Cash gifts often feel impersonal, like you grabbed some bills from your wallet five minutes before the party. But what …

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15 Funny Ways to Wrap a Gift

July 19, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Gift-giving should be fun, and that includes everything leading up to the big reveal. While traditional wrapping paper gets the …

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15 Funny Ways to Tell Someone to Calm Down

July 19, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

We’ve all been there. Your friend is spiraling because their coffee order was wrong, your coworker is having a meltdown …

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15 Funny Ways to Tell Your Crush You Like Them

July 19, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Your palms are sweaty, your heart is doing that weird flutter thing, and every time they walk by, you suddenly …

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15 Funny Ways to Tell Someone to Leave

July 19, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

We’ve all been there. Your guest has overstayed their welcome, and you’re sitting there wondering how on earth you’re going …

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15 Funny Ways to Text “Good Morning”

July 19, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Your phone buzzes at 7:23 AM. Another day, another “Good morning” text from your friend, partner, or family member. Sweet? …

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15 Funny Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up

July 19, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

We’ve all been there. That moment when someone just won’t stop talking, and you’re desperately searching for a polite way …

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15 Funny Ways to Say Goodbye

July 19, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

You know that awkward moment when you’re trying to end a conversation, but “goodbye” feels too formal and “see ya” …

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15 Funny Ways to Reject Someone

July 19, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

We’ve all been there. Someone approaches you with romantic intentions, and you’re about as interested as a cat in a …

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15 Funny Ways to Remember the Planets

July 18, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Let’s face it—memorizing the order of planets can feel like trying to herd cats while juggling flaming torches. You learned …

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15 Funny Ways to Relieve Stress

July 18, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Stress has this sneaky way of creeping into your life like an uninvited guest who overstays their welcome. One minute …

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15 Funny Ways to Respond to WYD

July 18, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Your phone buzzes. You glance down and see those three little letters that somehow carry the weight of starting an …

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15 Funny Ways to Quit Your Job

July 18, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Picture this: you’re sitting at your desk, staring at that same beige cubicle wall for the thousandth time, and suddenly …

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15 Funny Ways to Prank Your Friends

July 18, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

There’s something magical about the moment right before you pull off the perfect prank. Your heart races a little, you …

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15 Funny Ways to Prank Boss

July 17, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Your boss just announced another “quick” meeting that lasted two hours. Again. The coffee machine broke for the third time …

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15 Funny Ways to Pay Someone Back

July 17, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

We’ve all been there. Your friend borrows your favorite shirt and returns it with a mysterious stain. Your coworker keeps …

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15 Funny Ways to Propose

July 17, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Getting engaged should be one of the most joyful moments of your life, but who says it has to follow …

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15 Funny Ways to Open a Maid of Honor Speech

July 17, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Standing up there with all eyes on you, microphone in hand, can feel like stepping onto a stage where everyone …

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15 Funny Ways to Avoid Swearing

July 17, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

We’ve all been there. Your toe meets the corner of the coffee table at 6 AM, and suddenly your mouth …

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15 Funny Ways to Avoid Answering a Question

July 17, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

We’ve all been there. Someone asks you a question, and for whatever reason, you’d rather chew glass than give them …

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15 Funny Ways to Mess with Computers

July 17, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Your computer sits there every day, dutifully processing your commands and helping you get work done. But what if you …

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15 Funny Ways to Measure Time

July 17, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Time moves differently when you’re stuck in traffic versus binge-watching your favorite show. We’ve all experienced those moments where five …

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15 Funny Ways to Meet Someone

July 17, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

Dating apps have turned romance into a swipe-fest that feels about as personal as ordering takeout. You scroll through faces …

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15 Funny Ways to Start a Letter

July 17, 2025 by Jessica Pemberton

You know that moment when you stare at a blank page, cursor blinking mockingly, while you try to figure out …

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