Sticky notes are those little squares of paper that stick to things. But they can be so much more than just tiny paper helpers! They can make you laugh, make other people laugh, and turn a boring day into a fun one. I have spent years putting funny notes all over my house, office, and even on my kids’ lunch boxes. The looks on people’s faces when they find these little jokes are worth every second it takes to write them.
Want to be the office funny person or the cool mom who makes kids giggle? All you need is a pack of sticky notes and some good ideas. Lucky for you, I’ve got 30 of them right here. These tiny paper squares can turn frowns upside down faster than free cake in the break room.
Funny Things to Write on Sticky Notes
These sticky note ideas will make people smile, laugh, or at least stop and think for a second. Use them at work, at home, or anywhere that needs a bit more fun.
1. “This meeting could have been an email”
Put this on your laptop during those long, boring meetings where nothing gets done. It says what everyone is thinking but no one dares to say out loud. The tiny act of paper rebellion can help you stay sane through hours of pointless charts and graphs.
Your coworkers will spot it and try not to laugh. Even your boss might crack a smile if they have a good sense of humor. Just be ready to flip it over fast if the meeting leader walks by!
2. “Don’t eat me! I’m for show only!”
Stick this on that perfect cake or cookie you’re saving for later. It works great in shared kitchens where food often goes missing without a trace. The funny warning might make food thieves think twice before grabbing your treats.
The note adds a touch of drama to your food, like it’s some fancy museum piece that can only be looked at. For extra laughs, put it on something that doesn’t look good at all, like plain bread or a single carrot.
3. “Future me, why did you open this fridge? You’re not hungry.”
This one goes right on the fridge door. It catches you in the act of mindless snacking when you’re bored, not hungry. The note acts like a tiny paper friend who knows your habits too well.
People who visit your kitchen will get a peek into your inner thoughts. They’ll either nod in agreement or laugh at how we all do the same thing. Best part? It might actually stop you from eating that leftover pizza at midnight.
4. “Plot twist: The stapler was empty the whole time”
Place this on the office stapler after you’ve used the last staple. It turns a small office problem into a dramatic movie moment. Your coworkers will find it much funnier than the usual angry sticky that says “REFILL ME!”
The joke works even better if people have been trying to use it without success. When they finally check why it’s not working, they’ll find your note and the mystery will be solved in the most entertaining way possible.
5. “Congratulations on finding the hidden sock portal”
This one goes inside the dryer or washing machine. We all know socks go missing during laundry. This note suggests they’re not really lost—they’ve just traveled to another world through a secret doorway.
The silly explanation for a common problem will make laundry day less boring. Kids especially love this one because it turns a chore into a fantasy story. Who knows? Maybe those socks really are having adventures somewhere!
6. “Warning: Contents under pressure (it’s me, I’m under pressure)”
Stick this on your office door or cubicle wall during busy times. It’s honest and funny at the same time. The note starts serious then takes a turn that makes people smile even when things are stressful.
Your coworkers will relate to the feeling and maybe even check if you need help. It’s a funny way to say you’re busy without being rude or boring. Plus, it might get you some extra slack when deadlines are tight.
7. “Dear Trash Can, Sorry for all the things I’ve said about you”
Put this on your trash can at home or work. It’s silly to talk to an object, but we’ve all had those moments of frustration when the bag breaks or won’t fit right. The note turns your trash can into a character with feelings.
People who spot it will laugh at the idea of someone fighting with their trash can. Even better, put it on a public trash can and make total strangers smile as they throw things away.
8. “Yes, I know the copy machine is from 1995. No, I don’t have its birth certificate.”
This goes on old office equipment that everyone complains about. The note shows you’re tired of hearing the same gripes day after day. It answers the question before it’s even asked again.
The joke works because we all know that one ancient machine that should have been replaced years ago. Your coworkers will laugh and maybe stop asking when the new one is coming. At least for a day or two.
9. “The password is not ‘password’ (it’s ‘password1’)”
Stick this near any shared computer or wifi spot. It pokes fun at how bad most of us are at making strong passwords. The note seems helpful at first glance, then you realize it’s just making a joke about weak passwords.
Tech-savvy visitors will get a good laugh. And who knows? It might even remind someone to update their too-simple password to something better. Just don’t use your real password, of course!
10. “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee (and maybe not even then)”
This one is perfect for your coffee mug or desk. It warns people about your morning mood in a funny way. The note starts with a common saying but adds an honest twist that makes it funnier.
Early birds will know to keep their distance until you’ve had your morning brew. Night owls will see it and feel like they’ve found their people. Either way, it sets clear boundaries with a side of humor.
11. “Dear Monday, I want a divorce”
Put this on your calendar or desk at the start of the week. It turns Monday dread into a funny relationship drama. The note gives a voice to that feeling we all have when the weekend ends too soon.
Coworkers walking by will nod in agreement. Monday is nobody’s favorite day, and this little joke makes it a bit more bearable. For extra laughs, put it up on Friday with “Just kidding, see you next week” added below.
12. “This sticky note is legally binding in zero countries”
This can go anywhere you want to make an official-looking note less serious. It mocks all those formal warnings and rules we see every day. The note sounds important at first, then pulls the rug out from under itself.
People will start reading it thinking it’s something they need to pay attention to. The punchline catches them by surprise and gives them a good chuckle. Use it on any note where you’re trying to sound more official than you really are.
13. “Please don’t move this sticky note”
Place this on a random empty wall or space where nothing important is happening. It creates a mystery where none exists. People will wonder why the note is there and what happens if they move it.
The beauty of this joke is that it does nothing but make people curious. Some might even start a collection of notes around it with their guesses about what it means. It’s office performance art at its finest.
14. “Error 404: Motivation Not Found”
This belongs on your computer monitor on those days when you just can’t get going. It uses computer language to describe a very human problem. The note turns your lack of energy into a technical glitch that needs fixing.
Tech workers will especially appreciate the joke, but anyone who’s ever felt stuck will get it too. Your boss might even smile if they catch you being honest about your productivity slump in such a clever way.
15. “Behind this door: either office supplies or a portal to Narnia”
Stick this on the supply closet door at work or school. It makes a boring storage space seem magical and exciting. The note builds up hope that something amazing might be behind that plain door.
People will smile at the contrast between boring reality and fantastic possibility. New employees might even open the door extra carefully, just in case. For bonus points, hide a tiny lion figure somewhere inside.
16. “Dear brain, please stay focused for just ONE hour. Sincerely, Me.”
This one goes on your work area when you need to concentrate. It’s a funny way to talk about the struggle to stay on task. The note turns your battle with focus into a conversation between you and your uncooperating brain.
Anyone who has ever been distracted will relate to this little plea. It might even help you stay on track by reminding you of your goal in a gentle, humorous way instead of a strict one.
17. “Beware: Hot surface (I’m talking about me)”
Put this on your desk or chair when you’re looking good or feeling confident. It’s a joke that works on two levels – it sounds like a warning about equipment but turns into a silly brag. The note takes a boring safety sign and makes it personal.
Friends and coworkers will do a double-take when they read it. Most will laugh at your bold self-confidence, even if they roll their eyes a little. It’s perfect for days when you need to show off your fun side.
18. “This drawer contains hopes, dreams, and paper clips”
This belongs on any office or desk drawer. It mixes everyday items with big concepts for a funny contrast. The note suggests that something magical is hiding among the boring office supplies.
People opening the drawer will smile at the gap between the grand promise and the ordinary contents. It’s especially funny if the drawer really does just contain paper clips and nothing else.
19. “Scientists say lifting this water bottle burns calories”
Stick this on your water bottle or any drink. It gives fake fitness advice that’s technically true but not very helpful. The note makes fun of all those “life hack” tips we see online that state the obvious.
Health-conscious friends will get a kick out of this mock advice. It might even encourage more water drinking as people lift the bottle to read the whole note. Hydration through humor!
20. “Don’t touch this button unless you want to start the zombie outbreak”
This goes next to any normal button – light switch, elevator, microwave, you name it. It adds fake high stakes to an everyday action. The note creates a tiny moment of make-believe danger in a safe setting.
People will pause before pressing the button, even though they know it’s a joke. Some might even play along and press it slowly while making spooky noises. It turns a boring action into a little game.
21. “Cat hair: nature’s glitter”
Put this where pet hair tends to gather, like on dark furniture or your clothes. It reframes a common pet owner problem as something fancy and desirable. The note turns an annoyance into a special feature.
Other pet owners will laugh in recognition of this universal truth. Non-pet people might think twice before sitting on your couch! Either way, it shows you’ve made peace with the furry reality of pet ownership.
22. “This is where I pretend to work when the boss walks by”
This sticky belongs in any spot where you might hang out when you should be working. It’s honest about the little acts we put on at work sometimes. The note admits to something we all do but don’t usually talk about.
Coworkers will laugh because they do the same thing. Even bosses might chuckle if they catch sight of it – the good ones know these games happen. Just be sure your actual boss has a sense of humor before trying this one!
23. “Objects in mirror are less organized than they appear”
Stick this on your bathroom mirror or any reflective surface. It plays with the warning found on car mirrors but applies it to your life instead. The note pokes fun at the gap between how we look and how our lives really are.
Anyone who has ever tried to seem more put-together than they feel will relate to this one. It’s a little reminder that nobody has it all figured out, even if they look like they do on the surface.
24. “I wrote this note to look busy”
This can go anywhere at work – your computer, a file folder, a random wall. It’s meta-humor about the note itself. The sticky is both the joke and the subject of the joke at the same time.
People who spot it will appreciate the honest admission of time-wasting. It might even give them permission to take a quick break too. After all, sometimes looking busy is the hardest work we do all day!
25. “Breaking news: This paper sticks to things”
Put this on any surface to state the very obvious fact about sticky notes. It treats basic information as if it’s an amazing discovery. The note makes fun of how news outlets often report things we already know.
The simple joke gets a laugh because it points out something so basic that we don’t even think about it anymore. Sometimes the best humor comes from noticing the ordinary things we take for granted.
26. “Do not remove this note (it’s holding the universe together)”
This can go absolutely anywhere. It gives cosmic importance to a tiny piece of paper. The note suggests terrible consequences for a simple action, creating a funny contrast between small and large.
People will wonder for a split second if they should risk it. Some brave souls might slowly peel it back to see if anything happens. The joke works because it’s so clearly false but still makes you think “what if?”
27. “Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.”
This goes on your office door or desk when you need a break. It treats your mental state as a physical place you can leave and return to. The note gives a funny excuse for when you’re feeling scattered or need space.
Coworkers will know not to bother you when they see this signal. It’s a lighthearted way to set a boundary without seeming rude or too serious. Plus, who hasn’t felt like their brain has temporarily left the building?
28. “Leftovers from 2023? Or 2022? It’s a mystery box now!”
Stick this on old containers in the office fridge or your home freezer. It makes the scary truth about old food into a game show prize. The note turns something gross into something funny and almost exciting.
People will laugh instead of being grossed out when they see what’s lurking in the back of the fridge. It might even prompt a much-needed clean-out of forgotten lunches and science experiments growing in containers.
29. “Shred this note after reading. Or don’t. I’m not your boss.”
This works on any note with basic information. It starts with spy movie drama, then quickly gives up the act. The note pokes fun at overly serious memos and secret messages.
Readers will start out feeling important, then laugh at the quick switch to not caring. It’s perfect for passing along boring information that doesn’t actually need to be kept secret at all.
30. “Post-it Note #247 in my plan for world domination”
This final sticky can go anywhere – your desk, the coffee maker, a public bulletin board. It hints at a huge evil plan that doesn’t really exist. The note makes an ordinary sticky seem like part of something much bigger and sillier.
People will wonder about the other 246 notes and what they might say. Some might even start looking for them or adding their own numbered notes to join your fake plan. It could become a fun ongoing joke that grows beyond your control!
Wrapping Up
Sticky notes don’t have to be boring bits of paper with dull reminders. They can be tiny joke delivery systems that make your day and others’ days a little brighter. These small squares can turn the most normal places into spots that make people smile.
Try putting out a few of these funny notes and watch what happens. You’ll see folks stop, read, and laugh when they least expect it. That little break in the day, that small moment of fun, can change someone’s mood completely. And all it takes is a pen, a sticky note, and a bit of silly thinking!